Total Medals Earned: 799 (From 101 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,290 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
win first stage
win stage 4
win stage 8
win stage 12
win stage 14
score more than 2150
win stage 16
Medals Earned: 2/11 (100/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (225/375 points)
X marks the spot!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Medals Earned: 10/24 (95/420 points)
Talk to the old man
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Read the Library scrolls
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Defeat the two giant slimes
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Defeat the Red Wasps
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Return the missing boy to his parents
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Find Nathan
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Defeat the Blue Wombat
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (105/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 14/17 (400/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 5/22 (45/500 points)
Conquer the first base.
Find the green backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the black backpack.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the third base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
Medals Earned: 15/16 (430/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.